Hilarious!
My frag scoring hasn't been anywhere near as funny. In the beginning my husband suspected something fishy was going on because I'd be gone for a couple of hours to get 'some really cool coral' and all I'd come back with would be some dime size little piece of something. I've been doing this now long enough for him to know though that I really do drive 90 miles round trip for a few tiny polyps of coral.