What should you tell your spouse?

[jroescher]

I tend to stockpile stuff for future projects. Whenever something new is noticed, I only have to say it was bought a long time ago, I'm just now using it. Everything is shipped to the office, so no UPS truck showing up spoiling the surprise.

[alton]

I tend to stockpile stuff for future projects. Whenever something new is noticed, I only have to say it was bought a long time ago, I'm just now using it. Everything is shipped to the office, so no UPS truck showing up spoiling the surprise.

I like this one along with I got it with store credit.

[jpond83]

postin can be self incriminating. She will never know