Dang Jack, your hands make that scorpion look huge!

I had a scoprion sting one of my Soldiers while in San Salvador. Had her convinced that she only had about 20-30 minutes to live as I carried her to the ER. She gave me messages for her folks and everything. Never seen a person sob and talk so much.

The nurse told me to set her down and that they would be with her in a few minutes. Her look was comical when the nurse said "relax, it's just like a bee sting, you'll be alright honey". Coincendently she actually called me a Jack Arse, to which I responded "That's Sergeant Jack Arse to you"

Hey Jack, I've been looking high and low for a place to put my deer feeder....