LOL, no this is Pure Allan-Normal-Behavior.

You should see how I check to see if a plant is poison ivy or nettles. Nothing like using the old man skin to test these things. Bugs the heck out of Gloria. I also experimented with the bristleworms, which incidently gave me the same reaction I suffered from a tarantula irritation.

... but yes, if I can garner a few more man points...