You guys are to funny. I just read this entire post and just laughed my way through it.

I own 2 handguns, a kimber 1911, and a XD 45. I have a 30-06 and a .22. I usually carry my XD where ever I go since I have a CC license. My Wife hates guns, will never hold a gun let alone shoot one with me at the range. I went to sleep before she got home the other day when she was driving back from San Antonio. Before I went to sleep she told me she would be getting in around 2am and not to shoot her as I keep one locked and load in my night stand. Lucky for me I'm a cop in the Air Force and handle guns everyday, plus I had all my guns before we got married :-)