I think my wife is cheating on me

[Zack]

I've read this 3 times, I get it's a joke, but I just don't get it lol..

[Davie118]

He is more concerned about the scratch than his wife cheating on him. He is losing sleep over the scratch rather than his wifes activities.

[Zack]

That's it? I thought it was because the scratch was there from "activities" lol.. My brains running slow today..

[Davie118]

he was in his car remember?

[Zack]

Backseat of his car ;)

[alton]

The only man I know that would turn his in ground pool into a pond full of fish. Speaking of which, where are pictures of that? Any how I would not be happy with a messed up seat in my car either!

[Richard]

The only man I know that would turn his in ground pool into a pond full of fish. Speaking of which, where are pictures of that?

The drought killed the pond, it's back to a pool now. I'm the only man who turned his pool into a pond just a month before we went into a 5 year extreme drought.