Rob,
I hate the sump area, there doesn't seem to be any immediate risk of electrical fires. Please place all of your ballasts, and any power strips that you have on the floor of your stand, and then do as you had stated earlier. Put the outlet for the skimmer from one tank to the other and 2turn off your return pumps. Once your tank has overflowed and your electronics are all wet, set up a video camera, start recording, and grab as many power strips as you possibly can. Once you are out of the hospital, promptly upload the video to youtube and share the link below in this thread.

In all seriousness, it looks like you could eat off the inside of your stand. Also, I didn't make a PB&J, however I managed to escape work for long enough to get some Whataburger! Great job all the way around.