lol. Your so funny!

I've been trying Stephen's approach and it seems to work reasonably well. No more glued-to-the-ring fish.
I think success may differ from sump to sump though. In mine the return pump compartment has the lowest water level so none of the food floats back into the fuge, etc. and the pump sucks it up and shoots it into the display.
If your water level was different you may experience some stuff going into places it shouldn't