Those young ladies that hold the pizza sign and car washing signs are sure distracting. I can't tell you how badly my truck needs washing and of course I'm always ready to eat pie.

I find that now that I can't appear to be texting I've become more of a liability. I keep swerving into the wrong lane and off the road. I wear my shades high so I can peek under the lense to my handheld, but to the outside world I appear to be looking forward.... as I swerve out of my lane. I might as well just give it up.