Secret Sale!!! Shhh

[marcusgonzales210]

Gabe is gone for the day and I need to sell a lot. He won't be stopping by to check up on the store so I decided to have a sale of my own. But shhh don't let him know. I will be staying late and the sale will be until 10:00pm. It's 40% off ALL Saltwater Fish and Coral along with 30% off all merchandise. Will also be having even more specials but I can't let everyone know since it's a secret. So you'll just have to come in and find out for yourself. I can't stress this enough. This sale is for TODAY ONLY!!! Hurry up and get here before someone puts a stop to these outrageous savings!

[Europhyllia]

you are too young too drink Marcus! 30% off and 40% off!!!

[marcusgonzales210]

lol no I'm not drinking I'm just trying to give people good deals.

[chunkymonkey]

hahahahaha! ****** this is tooooo tempting. I'm really trying to "take it slow" with my tank now...but, I could always use more fish food or other things....going to Mom's house for dinner, let me see if I can swing by.

[chunkymonkey]

how's the "secret" sale going?

[Big_Pun]

great stocked up on chemicals , still a 35 dollar blue spot jaw fish, too bad no one got that sweet deal

[greatwhite@AlamoAquatics]

ill take the bluespot is it still weds? lol

[RayAllen]

I totally freaking missed this!

[chunkymonkey]

I posted in hopes they would have still been open at 10. Wives are weird......
I mentioned the sale and she says, "so are you going to go say hi?"
Then goes to take a shower. I'm sitting on the couch and she comes out around 1020 saying she thought I was gone already...wth? lol....She expected me to go and buy stuff last night. How the heck does this work?! I've been with her since my sophmore year of high school(1997). If a woman wants you to, or gives permission, they'll clearly state it. Unless, of course, they're clearly just trying to hint at getting them something. So I missed out of a sale just because my wife(a.k.a. Chief Financial Advisor, now sugar mama) didn't clearly state permission to me....AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Europhyllia]

How about just asking straight out? Like this:
"Hon, Gabe/Marcus is having a great sale and I'd love to check it out. Do you mind if I swing by later tonight?"