You just cannot beat the gold-stripe maroon because:
1. Sometimes my arm just itches to be bitten (and was asking for it anyway by going into the tank for any reason except to feed her highness, Big Mama).
2. Those little pesky frags that I wedge into the rocks with gobs of superglue really DO look so much better in the back of the tank and covered in sand where the mama maroon clown prefers to put them. You just have to have her sense of redecorating.
3. My maroon clowns are so thoughtful... They are really worried that I will have a reaction to the sting of any of our three anemones in the tank, so they work very hard to keep me away from them with head butts, tail slaps, and love nips.