My favorites are the questions about trying to recreate all the Finding Nemo fish in an aquarium together (I've seen both the dentist's office aquarium version of this question and the ocean reef version). Don't ask me how / why I came upon this. I have no idea.

Justin, you must be the most patient man in the world... first you use your spare time to moderate the nonsense around here, then when you run out of that to do, you go over to talk with the truly uninformed and set them straight. I get so frustrated with the silliness that I cannot even bear to keep reading. Where do you even start?