If you are a LFS in San Antonio and you haven't seen me in more than 6 months, then you must have ticked me off. If you don't remember why, PM me.

My rules are simple.

1) Reasonable prices - not cheap, just reasonable. I'll gladly you pay you more than online prices. But, if I can buy blue leg hermits for $0.25 each, I'm not paying you $1 a piece, in volume. And, don't get ticked when I go to reeftopia for those hermits.

2) Never, ever, lie to me, or cheat me. I'll never come back.

3) If the odor knocks me over, I ain't coming back. Unless there's a good reason for it.

4) I bothered to actually drive down to your store. The phone call from your sister to chat is NOT more important that I am.