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  1. Mon, 16th Jul 2007, 08:32 PM #1
    C.Mydas
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    Default Funny Quote Thread

    Please remember to keep it clean...lol ;)

    "Combustible gases are like women... not inert."
    -American Body Shop (you can watch the clip in Comedy Central.com)
    ...cracked me up
    "The answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything is...Forty-two." -Deep Thought
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  2. Mon, 16th Jul 2007, 08:39 PM #2
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    Default RE: Funny Quote Thread

    "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
    - Al Capone

    "I am the emperor, and I want dumplings."
    - Ferdinand I - Emperor of Austria

    LMAO!
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  3. Mon, 16th Jul 2007, 11:42 PM #3
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    Default RE: Funny Quote Thread

    "What year did Jesus think it was?"
    "Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!"
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  4. Tue, 17th Jul 2007, 08:04 AM #4
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    Default RE: Funny Quote Thread

    Don't sweat the petty things, and.......
    don't pet the sweaty things......

    Me...
    John 3:16
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  5. Tue, 17th Jul 2007, 08:38 AM #5
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    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Ben Franklin
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  6. Tue, 17th Jul 2007, 10:00 AM #6
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    "your so wrong, your almost right again" -me
    My Reef is Alive and well Despite My repeated Daily attemps to kill it!!
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  7. Tue, 17th Jul 2007, 05:10 PM #7
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    Default RE: Funny Quote Thread

    Look at sig
    Some people are like slinkys, they are really good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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  8. Tue, 17th Jul 2007, 05:18 PM #8
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    "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Rember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that idiot upside the head!!!!!"
    Some people are like slinkys, they are really good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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