What's the stupidist advice or thing you've heard in a LFS?

[NaCl_H2O]

...I laughed all day thinking about her walking around the lawn at 3 in the morning with a flashlight and some q-tips trying to find snails.

ROFLMAO :lol
Only a retired engineer would enjoy this and do it so well, I WANT YOUR JOB! How much for 1/3 of the store ;)

[Louie3]

I've got great news! well the employee at petland couldnt answer some questions about setting up a saltwater tank to a Hott lookin' chick ( :shades ) so I decided to help her out and it just so happened that the manager was watching the whole thing. He was pleased at the way I handeld the "situation" and offered me a part time job during the summer. But im still thinking about it. I would like to do it but im still near the bottom of the knowledge ladder of the reefer. Eh but anyways at least I got a new number :skeezy lol

[Richard]

How much for 1/3 of the store

1/3 is not for sale but I'll give you 1/2 for free. Be at the back door at 10am sunday morning! I'll drive by and throw the key at you.

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!! Yeah baby!

[NaCl_H2O]

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!! Yeah baby!

:unsure I am colorblind, maybe that grass isn't greener afterall? :unsure

[murkywaters]

Richard I don't think that's funny, I ruined my best fuzzy slippers, used three cartons of qtips and went thru 6 flashlights since you gave me that advice and I still have wrinkles.

[LoneStar]

Will this be Cash or Credit?

Laughs as he hands over the charge card :lol

[Starr]

A man comes in the petstore and grab an airstone. He says "Is this the thing that makes bubbles?" I tell him yeah, and he buys it. He calls me later from home and says its not making bubbles. I tell him to check the tubing connected to the pump to make sure its not clogged. He says " What tube, what pump? Dont you just dropped it in and it makes bubbles!"

[aprilmayjune]

A few years ago when I didn't have any experience in saltwater, a customer asked me if he could put some fish in his tank. I asked him what he had, he listed a few different kinds, and I went to ask my manager if they were compatible. She said his wrasse might pick on whatever he was wanting to add.

I walk up to him and say 'You better watch your wrasse.' And then I laughed because I realized what it sounded like. Not really stupid advice but I felt stupid after I said it.