RE: Am I crazy?
Something could be eating it. Some of the hermits will eat cyano. That sounds like what it is to me. Diatoms are sort of brown/gold color. Cyano makes a reddish mat.
Where is the silicates and phosphates coming from if you use RO/DI? That's real simple. Fish food. Food can contain 1% phosphate on a dry weight basis. The water in SA/Austin is actually very low in phosphates. The water quality reports from SAWS actually show them as being undetectable and I am sure their lab equipment is a lot more accurate then what we use. Silicates can come from phosphate removers such as Phosguard.
Cyano is common in areas with low flow, low oxygen, and that accumulate detritus and excess food. The areas near the base of the rockwork are usually prime areas for cyano growth. Diatoms like more light and will grow in areas of the sand bed with full light and on the glass. Their appearance is more "peppery" rather then forming a solid mat like cyano.
Hope that helps.
Gary
125 SPS, 75 gal. LPS/softie reef, 9 gal. Nano