My Resume`

[pilot_bell777]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...
couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.>

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it,
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my
life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut
the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.

N ext was a job in a shoe factory I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but
the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for
the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian, but there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was
always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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Maybe that is what I've done wrong....I need to retire! LOL

Enjoy everyone

JB

[dwdenny]

LMAO Good one Pilot.

[scuba_steveo]

that is funny stuff

[shellback]

A lot of thyme on your hands eh.

[jaded]

you could have made it at the shoe factory if you would have had more sole... you're such a heel

thanks for the laugh

[gjuarez]

Very, very creative. Did you come up with yourself?

[pilot_bell777]

No....one of those wonderful e-mails I get from friends 10,000 times a day! LOL

99.9% of the other stuff I can't post here. The last time I posted something that was from an art gallery in NY I got in trouble! LOL....