Rod n' Reel
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark
shades, she says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod
and reel? He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on
the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-LB,test line, It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this
week for only $20.00" She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that
just by the sound of it dropping on the counter, I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that
sounds like a Visa card, "he says. She bends down to pick it up and
accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then
realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted.
Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 Please" The woman is
totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for
$20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes Ma-am. The rod and reel
is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.".
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