MMM... dan, gotta wonder if the chimney survived? That is AWESOME! santa is STRONG. 
My final list reads:
Hammerhead Algae Scraper
Phosban Reactor w/ 150 grams (or is is kilograms? can't remember.) of media.
Refractometer, even though I changed my request to the one you guys have, the parents had allready purchased the one with the light. I am happy.)
Clownfishes and Sea Anemones by John Tullock
Clownfishes by Joyce D. Wilkerson
Ultimate Marine Aquariums by Michael S. Paletta (YAY!)
And 200 in cash from the in-laws in an envelope marked "For Stephen's Tanks Only" (so my wife will keep her hands off!)
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind." ~ Jack Handey