Braggin' rights
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married
a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged that he had told his wife to
do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a
couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Louisiana. He bragged
that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't
see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third
day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her
his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and
laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first
day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could
see a little out of his left eye!
Gotta' love those women from Texas!
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