Youngster? Come one bill, you're only about ten or fifteen years older than me. What'd you all call it? Salt? Pepper? Cooking has really evolved since we left behind the wood burning stoves that you're familiar with.

I caught a mouse once by chasing it into the bathtub, back when I was skinny and quick. But I broke a lot of furniture.

I'm telling you a snake will rid you of those mice.