here's one for the contest
Ideas were Maastatizing in my head about how aMaastazing my new tank was going to be.
I alMaast had the plans done when my new little Maastard came along,
Plans were put on hold for alMaast 6 months, until at Maast i was finally able to complete them.
I call myself a Maastard,, My Wife calls me a Maas "TARD"