I thought this was funny.

If this has been posted already. Then here it is again. ;)

Oh and I added a couple more entries to the dog diary.

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A dog's diary

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
10 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
11 am - Actinic Lights Come On! My Favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
3:30 pm - Oh boy! The Halides are coming on! My Favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
10 pm - Oh Boy! The halides just went off! My Favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
12 pm - Oh boy! The actinics just went off! My Favorite



A cat's diary

Day 379 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture and eating those delicious expensive reef fish. Today my attempt to kill my Captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded -must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit into their reef tank - must try this on their nano too!

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is
assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.