ever wanted to be a bird and poop on people?

[roscozman]

When I first read the title, I thought this thread had a whole other meaning...

[Regric25]

Can't wait for the Android version.

Anyone remember when ****'s Last Resort had a riverside patio without a cover? They would give you a cardboard hat, and if a bird pooped on the target on the top of it, your meal was free.

Fun trick at the beach: If someone is sunbathing with eyes closed, take a handful of sun-warmed suntan lotion and "poop" it on them!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Im gonna try it!