GREATNESS

[carlinsa]

i am sure someone will flag it for some reason.


George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished, the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished, the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally, it's a local call."

[Shu]

Haha this is great

[cbianco]

Be nice to Bush, he's a Texan.

[kkiel02]

LOL

[alton]

This should get some great comments today, it is funny. And with what all is wrong in the World today it is nice to still laugh once in a while. Now if we can just find a joke about all those in Copenhagen wasting energy, money, and making a ton of pollution to get there.

[captexas]

Cute joke.

[corruption]

Since Obama, the country has gone to hell... Right... And the prior 8 years were our Halcyon years...

[captexas]

Since Obama, the country has gone to hell... Right... And the prior 8 years were our Halcyon years...

Don't start whining, take the same joke a few years ago and change the names around and there you go. Dems bashed Bush for 8 years he was in office and are still doing it 1 year later when their chosen one is in charge. Like most jokes, this one is interchangeable.

[corruption]

Yeah, i know... Partially a side effect of an already fouled mood from another post