The Biggest Lies in Reef Keeping

[CoryDude]

- My tank is done. I can't possibly fit another coral in there.
- Yeah honey, it only cost $20.
- What does ORA stand for? I don't know but their frags are dirt cheap.
- I will never get a bigger tank
- I only visit Maast.org once or twice a week
...and lastly
- Honey, I'm going over to Troy Valentine's house to talk fish. I'll be back in twenty minutes!

Can you think of any more?

[reefreak]

Can we stop at the fish store I'm only going to look.

[KING]

i always say ..what are u talking about>> iv had that..tony gave it to me..lol

[SoLiD]

No, I don't have one of these already.... Oh that thing... It doesn't work correctly anymore; that's why I "Had" to buy this one.

[allan]

No honey, our electric bill is that high because our son plays video games all night.

[BBQHILLBILLY]

honey baby Ill be back in 15, I just need to get some fish food.

[350gt]

No honey, our electric bill is that high because our son plays video games all night.


Poor kid...... Lol

[350gt]

i always say ..what are u talking about>> iv had that..tony gave it to me..lol


What are you talking about? Good advice that you don't listen too?

Lies from king:

I don't dose
i test my water
my water parameters are perfect
i am going to get a skimmer after this last colony of sps
i change my water
my miracle mud made my SPS thrive


And finally the best one...........

My LE palys grew 2 heads over night....... Lol


Burn!

[KING]

putting purple up is not dosing
an ya i did test my water..just cus u weren't there an didn't do it ,,an my test are good,, does that make u mad ..i think its just cus all ur advice i did not follow an tank is still good makes u mad..lol an i don't need a skimmer.. u ur opinion i need 1 ..an miracle mud did make my polyps extend more imo..
i cant believe 1 person is so in 2 my tank as much as u r..i never see u respond to any 1s post as mush as u do mine AN IM THANKFUL FOR THAT..:bigsmile:
i do have 3 sps frags that have browned an im more then sure its the leds..1 lime cap . i tri . an 1 blue acro..
BUT REALLY WHO CARE..LOL there is not 1 person who hasn't done the own thank in this hobby an hasn't lose stuff..

[KING]

ps u heart my feelings an now i want a free break fest ..

[350gt]

Lol....

[BBQHILLBILLY]

lol Thats funny KING. Heres one I cant follow.

Im only buying coral. Im only buying coral. Im only buying coral. . . . . . . This is only a frag tank.

[350gt]

I want to go on....

But don't want to mess up another thread.....

[Gseclipse02]

What are you talking about? Good advice that you don't listen too?

Lies from king:

I don't dose
i test my water
my water parameters are perfect
i am going to get a skimmer after this last colony of sps
i change my water
my miracle mud made my SPS thrive


And finally the best one...........

My LE palys grew 2 heads over night....... Lol


Burn!


lmao

[Gseclipse02]

ps u heart my feelings an now i want a free break fest ..


yall crack me up but im with james on this i want free breakfast also

[ElChicano]

you will not belive what I found on sale.

[Big_Pun]

I had store credit!!

[dsachs09]

It's looking ok.

[allan]

I don't have cyano!

[SoLiD]

Honey, I bought "You" that fish you said you liked.

[alton]

Honey, I bought "You" that fish you said you liked.
I use this one all the time.

Also I don't lie, I just don't tell her the complete truth.

[allan]

My colony of six polyps is ready to be fragged!

[hobogato]

:D


I told my wife that I won't go any bigger than the 190...

[allan]

lol... I said I won't. I've been telling her about this 180 gallon L shaped tank that Jolly has, though. :)