joelb
Thu, 19th Nov 2009, 07:43 PM
there was a little Mandarin who lived in a small 60 gallon cage.
he was upset because he came from a 175 gallon cage with more critters to eat on every rock!
he searched and searched his home day and night fruitlessly day after day.
"the home isn't so bad", he thought, "i just cant find enough food!"
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05460.jpg
until about 2 hours ago this very night!
he had been studying his parameters for 2 months now, waiting, planning his big break!...
it was behind those bars that he needed to be
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05461.jpg
he'd wait for nightfall and slip through that slight opening... one mistake could be his last. poooof! He took it.
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05467.jpg
studying his new surroundings, he finds their smaller but....
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05470.jpg
"this drain leads somewhere, i know it. i can feel it in my tiny mandarin gut!"
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05473-1.jpg
so through the drain he starts... splash!!
oouch!! through the first sharp turn!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05475.jpg
and through the wall into another sharp turn and pitch blackness!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05476.jpg
down a long slide and SPLASH!!!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05477.jpg
the little mandarin, scared and confused, bumped into a rock and awoke on a bed of sugar fine, sun white, anemone soft sand under his fins.:bighug: was this it? he thought. he swam to the surface and over some more and.... and... is this? he thought. are those?? he though. am i???.. he thought.
MANDARINE HEAVEN!!!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05483.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05480-1.jpg
the green was greener than all other greens he had ever seen... and more variety!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05489.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05486.jpg
the caves were cavier than all the other caves hed seen
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05491.jpg
rock as far as the eye could see!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05490.jpg
and BUGS!! as much as the mandarin belly can hold!.... and more!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05487.jpg
"AND ALL FOR MEEEE!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs!! inhailing a bug and coughing! rolling around in the sand bed!
this is a true story about a mandarin who desired more and fought until he got all of it. it happened a few hours ago.
and for those who are wondering what is going to happen next..... that mandarin is going to get real fat and happy in his new home.
the end!
he was upset because he came from a 175 gallon cage with more critters to eat on every rock!
he searched and searched his home day and night fruitlessly day after day.
"the home isn't so bad", he thought, "i just cant find enough food!"
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05460.jpg
until about 2 hours ago this very night!
he had been studying his parameters for 2 months now, waiting, planning his big break!...
it was behind those bars that he needed to be
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05461.jpg
he'd wait for nightfall and slip through that slight opening... one mistake could be his last. poooof! He took it.
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05467.jpg
studying his new surroundings, he finds their smaller but....
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05470.jpg
"this drain leads somewhere, i know it. i can feel it in my tiny mandarin gut!"
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05473-1.jpg
so through the drain he starts... splash!!
oouch!! through the first sharp turn!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05475.jpg
and through the wall into another sharp turn and pitch blackness!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05476.jpg
down a long slide and SPLASH!!!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05477.jpg
the little mandarin, scared and confused, bumped into a rock and awoke on a bed of sugar fine, sun white, anemone soft sand under his fins.:bighug: was this it? he thought. he swam to the surface and over some more and.... and... is this? he thought. are those?? he though. am i???.. he thought.
MANDARINE HEAVEN!!!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05483.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05480-1.jpg
the green was greener than all other greens he had ever seen... and more variety!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05489.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05486.jpg
the caves were cavier than all the other caves hed seen
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05491.jpg
rock as far as the eye could see!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05490.jpg
and BUGS!! as much as the mandarin belly can hold!.... and more!
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii108/joelb69/DSC05487.jpg
"AND ALL FOR MEEEE!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs!! inhailing a bug and coughing! rolling around in the sand bed!
this is a true story about a mandarin who desired more and fought until he got all of it. it happened a few hours ago.
and for those who are wondering what is going to happen next..... that mandarin is going to get real fat and happy in his new home.
the end!