View Full Version : The Great Snail Race
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Thu, 8th May 2008, 09:49 PM
And it is on! The Great Snail Race is scheduled for Thursday May 22nd. It will feature 12 of the leading Nassarius snails in the sport today, vying for first dibs on a smelly dead fish in the 12 inch dash. The race will be taped and broadcast later that evening on YouTube and on our webpage. Stay tuned for more details, and how you can place your wager on the snail you think can take it all.
(No actual betting, everyone will get a free try, and will win gift certificates if they get the winner right-stay tuned for odds and prizes)
Texreefer
Thu, 8th May 2008, 10:00 PM
Cool wonder how much the winner will sell for,, i'm in the market for a few
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Thu, 8th May 2008, 10:03 PM
Sorry the winner will be put out to stud. We will have others around though.
ErikH
Thu, 8th May 2008, 10:09 PM
Sorry the winner will be put out to stud. We will have others around though.
lol... wait are you serious?!? :bigsmile:
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Thu, 8th May 2008, 10:12 PM
Yep, he will win his freedom, (gladiator style) back to the ocean to spawn more generations of faster snails.
By the way lady's mean no offense when I refer to snails as "he" it is the old saying boys are made of snails scales and puppy dog tails and girls are sugar, spice and everything nice...
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Thu, 8th May 2008, 10:14 PM
Oh you meant about the race in general? Of course! We will have a trifecta and everything.
crabman
Thu, 8th May 2008, 11:18 PM
ha ha! this is awesome... i swear i love maast and its members!
phrog
Fri, 9th May 2008, 01:23 AM
At least there is considerably less risk of broken ankles in this race.
captexas
Fri, 9th May 2008, 06:55 AM
And I just put away all my Kentucky Derby hats! LOL :bigsmile:
Paul28
Fri, 9th May 2008, 07:31 AM
HAHA, this is going to be funny i can't wait to see it gladiator style haha ,you got to love maast only place live snail racing
fjr_wertheimber
Fri, 9th May 2008, 07:48 AM
"Uh oh, looks like #3 broke his foot... guess they'll have to put him down... yup, here comes the trainer with a salt shaker..."
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Fri, 9th May 2008, 08:38 AM
I wouldn't be so sure, at these speeds who knows what can happen! We actually had to postpone the race because of the Kentucky Derby, we didn't want to lose viewers to that race because of confusion.
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Sun, 11th May 2008, 11:40 AM
So here are the rules of the race and the betting system:
You can place four "bets", the associated prizes are as followed:
1. To win ($10 gift certificate)
2. To place ($5 gift certificate)
3. The trifecta ($25 gift certificate)
4. The doesn't exist in real racing double trifecta. Get the first six in the correct order and win a $50 gift certificate and a free soft coral from our tank.
If you have any questions please post them, on the great snail race thread on our support forum which is located here:
http://reefcleaners.org/index.php?option=com_fireboard&Itemid=59&func=view&id=14&catid=2
Race lineup will follow. Stay tuned.
The disclaimer: No purchase is necessary, void where prohibited. Full contest rules can be found on our website, www.reefcleaners.org. Despite the terms "wager", or "bet", there is no charge for guessing the order of the race, and this race is in no way actual gambling. It is simply a shameless promotional gimmick :). Have fun!
DrMark
Sun, 11th May 2008, 01:04 PM
That is great, motivation for the snails........
Yep, he will win his freedom, (gladiator style) back to the ocean to spawn more generations of faster snails.
By the way lady's mean no offense when I refer to snails as "he" it is the old saying boys are made of snails scales and puppy dog tails and girls are sugar, spice and everything nice...
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Wed, 14th May 2008, 06:59 AM
Each person who places a wager on the Great Snail Race will earn winnings that will be credited to that forum. The forum whose members take home the most winnings will get an additional 5% discount at our store. Each of the forums we sponsor offers something unique to its users, and we are proud to sponsor each of them, but there is nothing wrong with a little friendly competition. Come on out and support your site, may the luckiest forum win!
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Mon, 19th May 2008, 08:33 PM
We got pictures and names for all of the contenders, including their gates. You can find them here:
ReefCleaner.Org (http://reefcleaners.org/index.php?option=com_fireboard&Itemid=59&func=view&catid=2&id=33#33)
johnmaloney @ Reef Cleaners
Thu, 22nd May 2008, 06:51 PM
The snail race is in, go to the forum at our site to view. Good luck!
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